Christopher&Leslie:"Doesn'tworklikethat,Christopher.Loveisnotnegotiable.""Ohbaby.Everythingisnegotiable.""No,notlove.Notlove.Loveisaguessinggame.Andthat'sthebeautyofit.There'snoguarantee.It'slike,divingintoapoolofwaterwithoutknowingifit'sshallowordeep.Andsureyeah,ifshallowyoumayenduphurtandparalyzefromtheneckdown.Butifit'sdeep,youknow,it'saloopoffaith.It'slike,throwingyourselfouttherewithoutanyguarantees.Dude,that'swhatlifeisabout.Ok,youknowthosecarnivalgames?Andyouknowsomeofthemarereallyhardtowinandsomeofthemaresupereasyandeveryonewins?""Sure.""That'sthedifferencebetweenloveandsex.Sexisthegamewhereeveryonewinsalittleprizeandnoonegoeshomealoser.Andloveisthegamethatit'sreallyhardtowin.Butifyoudo,andyougettotakehomethatlife-sizestuffedrhinoceros.Itfeelsawholelotbetterthantakinghomeacheapplastickeychain."