Helen:Ihopeyoudon'tfeeloddoranythingbecauseyouarewearingawoman'srobe.Bob:Oh,no,notatall.InfactIwasjustthinkingIlookjustlike,um,JackLemmomdidinthatmovie...wherehedresseduplikeagirl,remember?Helen:我希望你不要觉得奇怪因为你穿着女人的睡袍。Bob:噢一点都不。实际上我觉得我看起来像,额,杰克.莱蒙的那部电影,就是他打扮成女孩子,记得吗?(托尼.柯蒂斯你就这样致敬你在《热情似火》中的好基友是么。。。)Helen:Youknow,whenyousmilelikethat,you*do*looklikeJackLemon!Helen:你知道吗,当你那样(猥琐地)笑,你“的确”很像杰克.莱蒙。。。==FrankLutherBroderick:Girls,look!It'smywife.Sheusedtoworkhere.Shemarriedtheboss.See?Ifyou'renicetome,maybeyoucanmarryme.Frank(很激动地):姑娘们快看!这是我老婆,她曾经在这里工作。她嫁给了老版,看吧!如果你们对我好,工作得称职,也许你们将来也可以嫁给我!Bob:Helen,Imustseeyou.Havelunchwithme.Helen:Iwillnothavelunchwithyou.Bob:Why,aren'tyouhungry?Bob:Helen我必须见你,和我一起吃午饭吧。Helen:我不会和你一起吃午饭。Bob:为毛啊,你难道不会饿吗。。(一脸呆萌。。。)Bob:I'llkillmyself,I'llcometoyourofficeandI'llkillmyself...Thenmeetmeinapublicplace,somewherewhereIcan'tpossiblybehavethewayIwantto..Howaboutthezoo?我会自杀,我会到你的办公室自杀!。。。那就和我在公共场所约好,一个我不会做出这种行为的地方。。。动物园咋样??Sylvia:You'retryingtotellmethatFrankhastwowives?Helen:(摇头,比了一个3的手势)Sylvia:NowanderIdon'thaveanyclothes.(一脸呆萌地说):难怪我都没啥衣服穿。。。。Helen:AndIwasalmostfourth.(我差点就成第4个了。。)Helen:...Yourhusbandisaverysickman.Sylvia:Yeah,he'sabouttopassaway.Helen:你的丈夫是个很病态的人!Sylvia:(阴笑)是啊,他差不多快挂了。Sylvia:Operator,givemethepolice!Ofcourseit'sanemergency!Amanisgoingtobemurderedinafewminutesiftheydon'tsavehim!(这片最萌最喜感的就是Bacall啦哈哈~)HelenGurleyBrown:I'mgoingtoFiji,wherethewomenarewomenandthemenareworms!Helen:我要去富士山,那里女人都是女人男人都是蠕虫!(不解。。。)Rudy:Whereisthedriver?Sylvia:Ihadtothrowhimout.Gretchen:Bob,Bob!Slyvia:Frank,Frank!Rudy:Helen,Helen!Frank:Sylvia,Sylvia!Driver:Mytaxi,mytaxi!MotorcycleCop:Mymotorcycle,mymotorcycle!(场面还能更混乱点么。。。)MotorcycleCop:Iwanttoseeeverybody'slicense!Iwanttoseeyourdriver'slicense,pilotlicense,transportlicense,hangarlicense,buildinglicenseandseeyourlicenselicense.Andeverybodyeverywhereisunderarrest!其实还有好多好耍的台词,结合着演员的表演就更搞笑啦!除了最后的追车戏很搞笑以外,还有白考尔和方达的结婚纪念日,两人用很丑很别扭的姿势跳舞,在场所有人都像傻逼一样夸张地流眼泪,我直接笑晕~~~